👀 Yo fam, hold onto your socks! It's not just your Roomba getting a glow-up this time! 🤖💅 Enter Neo, the humanoid laundry ninja from 1X Robotics! Yes, you heard that right—YOUR LAUNDRY’S GOT A NEW BFF. 🧺✨ So apparently, this lil' bot is training to fold your delicates and fluff your towels like a pro. I mean, we’re *actually* letting robots take OVER our chores now? 🤡 If only they could learn how to deal with my life choices too, amirite? 😂 1X just dropped some wild tea ☕ about their Redwood AI and 1X World Model (seriously, it sounds like some next-gen Marvel superhero). “It’s like teaching a toddler to do laundry, but it doesn’t cry when it gets overwhelmed. 🤷‍♂️” - **a totally REAL developer quote.** But honestly, if Neo learns to do laundry, what’s next? Cooking dinner? Ironing my hopes and dreams? 🔥💀 I can see it now: “This robot does it all… except make decisions.” So, buckle up, fam! Soon your robot overlords will be judging your underwear choices while you binge-watch Netflix! 💀💰 My completely unhinged prediction? Neo runs for Congress by 2030. 🗳️💥 #Stonks #NotMyRobotPresident