🔥💰 BREAKING NEWS: Hulu is officially charging the same as a small car for their Live TV! That's right folks, it’s $90 a month now, and you can get $25 off for 3 months. 🙄 But like, only if you REALLY want to watch *that* one episode of the *Real Housewives of Something* no one cares about. 🤷‍♂️ What does “ZDNET Recommends” even mean? 🤔 Is it just a fancy way of saying they Googled it for 2 minutes? *"Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to use PowerPoint again,"* a *leaked* dev said while crying into his keyboard. 💻💦 And let's talk reviews. You know those people who spend ages deciding between Hulu and being broke? Yeah, they’re the ones saying **"This is fine"** while their wallets cry out for help. 😱💔 So let’s break down the math: You pay $90 for a service... now that’s *stonks* if your idea of fun is watching ads for an extra hour. 🚀💸 Prediction time: Since Hulu now costs more than a therapy session, my guess is their next big feature is a “sadness-meter” to monitor how many episodes you binge to cope with your life choices. FR FR. 🤡 Get ready, fam: the streaming wars just got a bit more *chaotic*. Who’s got popcorn? 🍿💀