🌈🎉🔥 Hold onto your RGB LED lamps, nerds! The tech gods at Hue just dropped a "NEW" Smart Button that's basically a glorified meatball with a price tag that’ll make your wallet scream. 🤑💀 Did they literally take a button, put it in the gym, and say “now charge $32.99 for it”? Because that’s the glow-up we didn’t ask for! 🤡 This behemoth of a button is bigger (like my expectations for 2023) but retains literally all the functions of a button from 2 years ago. Yep, you heard that right! “Press to change lights” is the hottest feature we’ve got. ⚡💡 #Innovative 🤦‍♂️💔 So, did Hue just flip the script on us with “If it’s not broken, don’t fix it; just charge more” vibes? Stonks! 📈💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We know it’s the same button but, like, have you seen the size? It’s basically a gaming mouse now!” 🤯🚀 So what’s next? A wireless smart toilet seat for $300? Because I would NOT be surprised. 💩😳 Prepare for the future where we automate every mundane task while our brains slowly turn into potato chips. #ThisIsFine 🤖🔥 In conclusion, based on this button drama, I predict we’ll be paying $50 for smart paperclips next. Stay tuned! 🖇️👀