🔔🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Find Hub just dropped the craziest update since the invention of sliced bread (no cap) 🍞🔥. 🎉 Say goodbye to wondering if your cat-stalking device works with your toaster! Now you can measure DISTANCE UNITS like it’s high school math class again! 📏💀 In a shocking twist that no one asked for, Google is also flexing a full list of supported devices on android.com. That's right, folks! Whether your Android fridge can now locate your smartphone or that 2015 Moto G you commandeered from your grandma (RIP grandma’s texts), Google’s got you covered! 📲💥 💬 *"When I found out my blender could track my shoe GPS, I knew we ascended to a new digital heaven,"* said a leaked source at Google named Todd, who may or may not be an intern binge-watching *The Office*. 🤖💼 💰 So, is your closet now a smart closet? Is the fridge sending you notifications about your expired yogurt that nobody wanted? Yes, and it’s cringe but we love it! 😩🧀 🔥 Hot take: Next update? Google will gift you a digital therapist to cope with your newfound tech dependency. MARK MY WORDS! 🛋️👽 #GoogleFindHub #Stonks #ThisIsFine