🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: HTC's AI Glasses Are HERE! Like, fr fr! 🍷🔴🍷 So, while Apple’s busy turning our wallets into dust with their latest overpriced bricks, HTC is like, "Hold my bubble tea" and throws its own stylish gamers’ specs into the mix! 🤡👓 Say hello to the Vive Eagle smart glasses, and yes, they’re "berry" red, just like your bank account after buying them! 💰💀 📸 Get this: they have a 12MP ULTRAWIDE camera AND an AI assistant that can translate like it's auditioning for *The Matrix*! 🌍💬 Imagine asking, “AI, what’s that weird sign in Taiwanese?” and it’s like, “No problem, based translation incoming!” 🤓💥 Developers are leaking tea too: one allegedly said, “We just wanted to compete with Meta’s overpriced Ray-Bans but forgot to make them stylish.” 😂 But seriously, how many of you are buying glasses just to ask for restaurant recs like you’re in a sci-fi sitcom? 🙃 And at $520, these bad boys are basically the price of a used car—y’all better hope they make you look cooler than a potato with glasses! 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll have glasses that can read minds. By 2030, they’ll just be voices in our heads! 🤖👀 #BigBrainVibes #ThisIsFine