💩💔 BREAKING: CDC Gives New Meaning to “Survival of the Fittest” 💔💩 So, it seems the CDC has decided to host their own version of Hunger Games: Office Edition. Peep this: they called back HR workers from furlough… to **lay off** their own peeps! 😱🤡 Like, can we get a round of applause for self-sabotage?! 👏💀 Imagine the convo: “Hey, remember that time I worked at the CDC? 😂” “Yeah, I do. You just laid off 30% of us! 😭” *Cue HR worker laughing in the corner, sipping on that corporate Kool-Aid* 🍵🤣 And here we thought only tech companies were roasting their employees on the spit of budget cuts. No cap, CDC's new motto is "This is Fine" while the whole place is on fire 🔥🔥. Check out the National Public Health Coalition – they’re basically the Avengers, only instead of fighting the bad guys, they’re crying in a conference room. 📈💰💔 🔥 Unpopular opinion: I bet they pull a “surprise” hiring spree next month, just to lay off more people because “stonks” 🚀📉. Meanwhile, I predict the CDC will soon drop a new app: “FurloughFlip!” It's like Tinder but for HR workers trying to layoff love interests. 😩💔💌 So, what’s next? A corporate Zoom yoga class to ease the existential dread? 😂🥴 Don’t forget to share this absolute madness!