🔥💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🚀 HP just dropped the hottest layoff mixtape of 2023, and it’s titled, "Bye Bye Humans, Hello Robots!" 🤖💔💸 No cap, they’re planning to boot 4,000 to 6,000 *flesh and blood* workers out the door to save a cool *billion dollars* by fiscal 2028. 😂💰 This sounds like something out of a dystopian Netflix series—"HP: The AI Rebellion.” Their CEO, Enrique “I'm Lovin' Layoffs” Lores, hit us with some classic corporate jargon during that earnings call. Imagine him with a galaxy brain 🧠💥 saying, “AI will accelerate product innovation, improve customer satisfaction, and replace all of you!” 🚫👤💻 If HP was a dating app, every rejection would be a stonks meme! 📉💔 *Leaked quote from a sad developer*: “I thought I was a high value asset. But apparently, I'm just another variable to reduce costs.”💔🤣 But let’s be real: what’s next? HP just creating a floppy disk with a job application for their future robot overlords?! 🥴🦾 If you thought your printer was out to get you, just wait until it’s got a soul! This is fine! 🔥💀 Prediction: By 2030, HP's next line of printers will only accept dog photos and existential dread! Get ready! 🐶📷👀