🌪️💥 HPE Just Went Full Cyber-Wizard: AI Factories & Cloud Sorcery Inside! 💰🤖 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because HPE just turned their Discover event into a techno-magic show in Las Vegas, and it’s giving “this is fine” as they shout, "AI IS A FACTORY NOW!!!" 🏭✨ Like, are we brewing causal agents in the cloud or what?! 🚀 HPE’s dropping more announcements than a TikTok influencer drops their latest fad diet. They want you to believe they can build you a whole AI factory (just don’t ask about quality control). They’re talking private clouds that are “sovereign-scale” — aka, a mega server farm for your cat memes and conspiracy theories. 🤡 🔮 *Leaked Developer Quote™*: “At this point, we’re one step away from having AI babysit your kids and serve you coffee. Next up, AI emotional support therapy?” 😩 Drake pointing meme: Invest in AI factories! 💸🚀 Meanwhile, the other half is like, “Y’all are coping. Just give me my productivity software and let me seethe in peace.” 🔥💀 Here’s a prophecy: In 2025, HPE’s going to have robots building robots while we’re still trying to figure out how to connect our Bluetooth speakers without a meltdown. No cap, fr fr! Share this chaos with your fellow coders and let’s manifest those viral vibes! 💥👾 #TechMemeMadness