🚨🛑🚀🔥 Calling all tech stans and meme lords! Tomorrow is THE DAY! Apple’s about to hit us with the iPhone 17 like it’s the second coming of the iPhone 6!!! 😱🍏💦 📅 Mark your calendars for the “Awe Dropping” event at 10 a.m. PT (yes, that’s tomorrow, no cap). Expect a skinnier iPhone, because who needs battery life when you can flex on your friends? 🤡💀💰 Rumor has it, they might even release a mini version just so people can hold it in their pinky fingers and feel all kinds of powerful. Like, “Drake pointing” at your new chonkless phone! 📱✨🕴️ The Apple Watch might get an upgrade, but like, come on, who’s really timing their workouts? 😂🕒 Let’s be real, AirPods need to be upgraded to keep up with Spotify’s playlist—the only exercise I get is running to the fridge! 🤖🍕 And don’t miss the livestream—because nothing screams “I’m better than you” like watching people ooh and aah at glass rectangles! 🎥📲 ALSO, we *leaked* some developer quotes: “We just added a 0.5mm thinner camera lens—suck it, Samsung!” 😏💥 🔥😱 Final hot take: Apple will announce a revolutionary “iPhone 17 Ultra Mega Pro MAX” that’s basically just a hologram of the last phone but still costs a mortgage payment. 👀💔💸 Share this and prepare for the meme-ocalypse!!!