🚨📺 BREAKING NEWS: THE MONKEY HAS JOINED THE STREAMING AGE! 🍌💀 Alright fam, hold onto your popcorn 🍿 because the most terrifying adaptation of a Stephen King story since your last family reunion is finally HERE and it’s called “The Monkey” (no, not your cousin, I promise). Now streaming on Hulu! 🐒✨ 💡 Wanna know how to catch this nightmare fuel? Well, good news ’cause I’m about to drop some sick deals like it’s Black Friday on Twitter! 💰🎉 “What kind of deals?” you ask? No cap, you can binge this horror show without sending your bank account into trauma. Like, who needs therapy when you can just watch a horror movie about a cursed monkey?! 🤡 In the words of a “leaked” Hulu Dev: “We just wanted to make people scream, fr fr.” 🤖🔥 But beware, fellow streamers: This ain’t your average monkey business! If you thought “This Is Fine” was about your life, wait till you see what happens when you can’t stop watching! 🤯 So grab your snacks, settle in, and prepare your Karens on speed dial because this movie is gonna make *them* seethe. I predict that by next week, everyone will either be obsessed or running for the hills. 😱💀🔥 Now go forth and stream like your Wi-Fi’s about to blow up! #MonkeyMadness 🍌🚀