🚨🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS: At Long Last, Google Teaches Us How to Sync Passkeys 🚨🚨 Okay, listen up, fam. 🔥 You ever been on the struggle bus trying to keep track of your passkeys like they’re your estranged relatives? 😔 Well, Google’s here to save the day with a tutorial so simple even your pet goldfish could figure it out! 🐠💣 Step 1: Dust off that Google Password Manager, bro. It's like the hoarder of your passwords but in a *good* way! 💾 (And way less creepy than that one uncle in the basement.) Step 2: Sync those passkeys across all your devices. PC? ✅ Mac? ✅ iPhone? ✅ Android? ✅ Sister’s iPod Touch? (No one even remembers iPods, but you get the point.) 🤷‍♂️🚀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, I just wanted to watch TikToks, but they made me create this.” - Some dude in a Google hoodie 🤡 And here’s the big brain take: Why does no one just tattoo their passwords on their forearms? 🤔 #Based In conclusion, this is just fine. Just another day in paradise where passkeys are now synced but your personal life… well, that’s another story. 🚀💰😱 Hot Take: In 2030, Google will just implant passkeys in our brains. Mark my words. 💀👽 #BigBrainMoves