🚴‍♂️💨💥 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! The Tour de France is BACK, baby! 🥳🎉 It’s like the Olympics for people who say, “I hate cardio” but secretly wish they could rock spandex 🤔😏. Listen up, you cycling enthusiasts (and couch potatoes)! The 2025 Tour kicks off on July 5, and guess what? You don’t have to pay for overpriced cable packages like it’s 1999 to watch these pedal-powered Olympians sweat it out! 💸🚫💻 Here’s how to stream without breaking the bank - maybe even *for free*?? 💸🤯 💡💥 “What if I just find a way to stream it on my neighbor’s Wi-Fi?” said Jimmy, the developer on your mom’s side who forgot what ‘social life’ means. No cap, buddy. Just don’t get kicked out like that one dude who tries to plant his face on every camera! 😂🚴‍♂️💀 You can catch all the cycling madness on platforms like Peacock, ESPN+, and even some sneaky Reddit streams (don’t @ me, bro) 🌐🔍. Just be ready for the inevitable “this is fine” moments when you see both your Wi-Fi lag and riders falling over like they're in a TikTok dance fail. In conclusion: if you’re not watching live, are you even living? 🔥🤔 An unhinged prediction? Next year, Lance Armstrong comes back riding a futuristic electric bike 🛸—SPACEX, I’m looking at you! Buckle up! 🚀💥