🚨🥴 "How Earthquake Alerts Work on Android: A Super Snooze-Fest You Didn't Ask For!" 🥴🚨 Alright fam, let's talk about Google's new earthquake alert system like we’re all in the middle of a TikTok dance-off during the Big One 🌍💥. You know those moments when you’re vibing with your phone until it screams like it’s auditioning for a horror movie?! That's the sweet sound of your Android saving your life! 🎶💀 Google just flipped the switch, and now EVERYONE in the USA is getting these alerts. That’s right, no cap, you might suddenly realize your phone isn’t just for TikTok and Candy Crush 🍭📱. But wait—Samsung was like, "Hold my beer, Google!" 🍻🤖 They’re brewing up their own system, probably featuring a Banger Ringtone called "Earthquakin' Disco" 🚀🕺. In the leaked convo we totally didn’t make up, an anxious developer said, “Hey, can we make the alerts less terrifying? Like, can we add a cute dancing dinosaur? 🦖🔊” But let’s be real, if your phone starts buzzing like it's a solid 8 on the Richter scale and you just *ignore* it... Is that coping or seething? 🤔🤷‍♂️ 🔥💰HOT TAKE: The REAL reason all of this is happening? Google is low-key preparing for the day when the whole planet is a VR theme park and we’re just the confused NPCs in a never-ending earthquake simulation. You heard it here first, people! #StonksOrStunned💸 Share this and let your friends know it's time to shake things up! (Pun totally intended 💩👀)