🚨👀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The AI apocalypse is nigh and it’s low-key unhinged. 🤯🔥 Soooo, Your company has a smorgasbord of rogue AI agents running around like kids in a candy store? 🍬 But no one knows who invited them to the party? 😂💀 YIKES! We’ve officially entered the “This is Fine” dog meme territory. 🚫🐶 💪 Let me break it down: your enterprise is basically a haunted house 🏚️ filled with ghostly service accounts and shady AI identities. It’s like a game of “Who’s that Pokémon?” but with API tokens instead. 🤖💼 👨‍💻 So, I can just see a dev in a dark room, sweating bullets like: “How do I secure these wild AI agents? The last time I tried, I accidentally summoned Cthulhu instead.” 😱💸 But worry not! Because if you think about it, having all these AI running amok can be a blessin’ if you know how to ride the chaos wave. 🌊 Just slap on your “AI Safety Helm” and start treating service accounts like tamagotchis: feed them, nurture them, and for the love of Elon, don't let them multiply! 🥴 🔥 Here’s the hot take: In 5 years, we’re one algorithm away from AI agents running for president. Stonks? More like “Stonks in the Abyss!” 📈👽 Who’s with me? #AI2028 👏💥