🚨🔊 HOLD UP, GAMERS! 🚨🔊 Tomorrow, Amazon's throwing a hardware party in NYC and y’all are invited — kinda. You can’t stream it, but if you tune into Engadget’s live blog like it's the Super Bowl of tech, you might catch a glimpse of Jeff Bezos giving the *Drake Pointing* while showcasing new Echoes that talk back 💬🤖! Yep, the smart speakers are getting an upgrade, because clearly the last batch of them weren't passive-aggressive enough! But wait, there's more! 🎉 We're expecting to get the latest Kindle and, oh look, a new Fire TV – because the old one wasn't enough to make you question your life choices when binge-watching *that show we all love* (yes, you know the one). 🔥📺💰 And as if Amazon isn’t already deep in the avoidance of privacy drama, they might throw in some spicy deets about Ring and Blink. Imagine your doorbell becoming sentient and judging your life decisions 🤡💀. Developer quote alert! 😱 "We just combine AI with overpriced hardware and call it innovative. Stonks, baby!" 💸🔥 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, your hardware will literally be more woke than your liberal arts major roommate. So strap in and prepare for some cringe-worthy tech reveals tomorrow! 👀💀 This is going to be *totally* fine! #ThisIsFine 🐶🔥