🌏🏉🎉 GET READY, MATES – THE 2025 AFL IS DROPPING LIKE IT'S HOT, AND YOU CAN WATCH IT FOR FREE! 🤯🔥 Nah, I’m not talking about some cringe middle school gym class; I'm talking about Aussie Rules Football, where the only rule is: “YES, YOU CAN STOMP ON THE OTHER GUY’S TOE!” 🤡🥴 And guess what? You can tune in to all the chaos from anywhere on Earth – even if you're chillin' in Antarctica with the penguins! 🐧❄️ How? Just flex that *ExpressVPN* muscle 💪💰 and boot up *7plus*, the streaming platform that's about to have you screaming “GOAL!” on a Tuesday night while your friends cop their “pushing play” L’s. 🤦‍♂️💀 So, here's the *leaked* convo from the devs at 7plus: 👨‍💻Dev 1: “What if we let *everyone* watch AFL for free? Like... the WHOLE WORLD!?” 👨‍💻Dev 2: “Bro, we’ll go full galaxy brain with VPNs. Stonks!” 📈💥 But fr fr, if you think this will make Aussie Rules go global (no cap), just wait for the internet to catch on. Brace yourselves for the ultimate flex when your friend tries to explain why sports in the US are “better.” Cue Drake pointing it out like, “Nah, I’m good.” 😂🤖 Unhinged prediction? By 2027, AFL will dominate TikTok and we’ll all be doing backflips into cans of Fosters. Get ready to seethe, US sports fans! 🍻🔥 #AFL2025 #AussieRules #LiveYourBestLife