🔥📣 **BREAKING: GET READY TO GEEK OUT AT GAMESCOM '25!** 📣🔥 🚀 Listen up, gamers and meme enthusiasts! Geoff “The Keighley God” Keighley is back at it with his *Opening Night Live* extravaganza today at **2 PM ET**. Grab your Mountain Dew and Doritos 🍕💧 because this ain't your grandma's livestream! Catch it live on **The Game Awards’ YouTube channel** and prepare to witness *1 hour* of pixelated chaos and glory! 🤖✨ But WAIT! There's a preshow at **1:30 PM ET** because, ya know, why not drop a whole bunch of new game announcements? 👀💥 Keighley’s teasing some *absolute bangers*: **Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, Resident Evil Requiem**, and *Ghost of Yōtei*! Stonks rising, amirite? 📈💰 And guess what? *Hollow Knight: Silksong* is finally coming (we hope!). It’s like waiting for a pizza delivery that’s been lost in the void for years 🍕👀. Expect the Fallout TV show to get its 15th update this week too—because who's counting anymore? 🤷‍♂️💀 Developer leaked convo: 🤖👀 “Are we even ready for this?” “Dude, at this point, we just need to throw in some NFTs and call it a day.” 😂💸 **HOT TAKE:** Today’s Gamescom event will end with Geoff riding a dragon while screaming, “Where's my Hollow Knight?” But, *real talk*—if you’re not ready to cope with the overwhelming hype, just get ready to seethe. 🥴🔥 This is a wild ride, folks. 🏎️💨 Don't miss it!