🚨🔴**BREAKING: FOOTIE FRENZY ALERT!!!**🔴🚨 Yo fam, you wanna watch the England vs. Netherlands U21 showdown without getting robbed blind? 💸💀 Well, listen up because Channel 4 is serving up FREE stream like it’s Black Friday and the deal is lit! 🔥💥 *“Why watch boring Netflix when you can catch young legends battle it out and your friends only want to watch *Squid Game* for the 18th time?”* - An imaginary dev named Chad who definitely didn’t skip leg day. 💪🤡 Now, let's spill the tea 🌍☕: It’s EURO 2025 (not to be confused with your uncle's backyard soccer games) and these teens are about to go full-on *coat of arms mode* against the Netherlands, who just slapped Portugal into next week. BANG! ⚡🚀 Like, it's giving *Drake pointing* at stonks, fr fr! But wait, you can catch the whole chaos from anywhere using ExpressVPN, 'cause we all know geoblocks are just 2023's version of “My parents won't let me play outside.” 🤷‍♂️👾 Prediction: After this match, both countries will become synonymous with *sneaky* VPN ads for the next decade, and someone will probably meme this into a full-blown TikTok musical! 🎤💃 Calling it now: "Woke Up vs. The Netherlands: A Football Tragedy" 😂💔 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare for chaos, because this title bout is about to go nuclear! 💣🔥