🚨🍏🚀 iPHONE 17 ANNOUNCEMENT: THE SHOW OF THE CENTURY! 🍏🚨 Alright, you tech-chomping, meme-slaying internet warriors! Get ready to witness the latest Apple circus 😂🎪 because the iPhone 17 is about to drop like it owes you money! 💸💀 No cap, this event is going to be as hyped as that one time you accidentally called your teacher "mom" 🤦‍♂️🔥 How to watch? 🤔 It's easier than finding a boomer who doesn’t use Facebook! Just plop your butt down on YouTube and prepare to be bombarded with features designed to make your wallet scream. 💔💸 "Hey, did you see the iPhone 17 has an extra camera? It's just like the last one but... um, thinner?" - tech bro, probably 😂 What to expect? Well, if you thought you were gonna get anything groundbreaking, you might wanna take a seat. They’ll probably announce the “innovative” feature of a *new* color option. Who needs functionality when you’ve got a shiny new paint job? 🎨🤡 Leaked dev quote: "We just recycled last year's features and added a new chip. Stonks, right?" - Apple Engineer, definitely not crying 😭 So buckle up, fam! I predict by 2024, we'll be using iPhones as our *main* bank cards. 🌌💳 Because who needs cash when you can seethe in style? 🤖👌 #based #thisisfine