💀📈 Hold up, fam! 🌟 I just crawled outta the TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 panel like I’m emerging from the world’s cringiest episode of Shark Tank! 🦈💼 You wanna raise a seed round? Pfft, I got you with the *ultimate* meme-worthy guide that even your 2-year-old nephew could understand! 🙌 First off, WHO EVEN USES A TERM SHEET? 🤡📝 Just send a *Screaming Cat* meme as your pitch. I heard one investor dropped knowledge bomb: “If your idea ain’t givin’ me galaxy brain vibes, I’m out! 🧠🚀” That’s code for: no cap, if your startup doesn’t make my brain do the *stonks* dance, we’re already in the “this is fine” zone. 🔥☕️ Then there was this *totally not* staged conversation between two venture capitalists in the back corner: “Bro, it’s all about BUILDING RELATIONSHIPS!” “Right, but how much do I *actually* need to fake laugh? 🤣” “Only if they mention their last startup lost money—then go full Drake pointing meme mode! 👈💸” So here's the kicker: if your pitch doesn't give me *heart eyes* AND leave me questioning my life choices, JUST. STOP. 🤦‍♂️💔 Hot take of the year: In 2026, the next hot funding trend will be *Solar-Powered Toaster Tech*! Mark my words; billion-dollar ideas will literally be in the kitchen! 🍞💰✨ #StayMemeSavvy