📱✨ JUST IN: Samsung’s Bravest Boomerang – The Galaxy Z Fold 7! 🎉📉 Hold onto your wallets, fr fr! This bad boy is so thin (8.9mm), you’ll be tempted to fold it up and slip it into your back pocket like a slice of pizza 🍕. But let’s keep it real – for $1,999, just about anyone could buy a half-decent used car 🚗💸. WHO'S paying the price of a small vacation for a phone that folds like it’s trying to escape reality? Our girl Allison Johnson just got her hands on it, and guess what? It’s basically a Z Fold 6 in a new jacket! #Stonks 👀💎💰 But you can save some dough on preorders – shoutout to carriers slinging deals like candy at a kid’s birthday party 🍭. However, if you think a $200 credit for accessories like the Galaxy Watch 8 is gonna make you feel better about selling your soul (and maybe your kidney) for this gadget, think again! 🤡🔥 “Just tell them it’s a ‘premium experience’,” one dev reportedly said while clutching a pack of ramen. 💀 Prediction time: In five years, these foldables will end up as overpriced paperweights or, even worse, DIY art projects. You heard it here first! 🚀🛠️💩