🚨💥 Yo, fam! Gather ‘round like it’s story time, 'cause we got some juicy bytes that’ll make you say, “hold my coffee, this is about to get wild!” ☕💀 Ever wanted to bask in the glow of Perplexity Pro without selling your kidneys? Welcome to the era of FREE! 💸🔥 Remember that moment when Drake said “Nah” to ChatGPT and “Yessir” to Perplexity? Yeah, me neither. But ZDNET's own Steven Vaughan-Nichols is here droppin’ banger reviews like “it’s my fav chatbot” — like he didn’t just wake up next to the ghost of Copilot, amirite? 😂🤖👏 Here’s the deal: Follow ZDNET (who’s totally not pushing the narrative, right?), add ‘em on Google as your BFF, and boom 💥— you’re scoring a year of Perplexity Pro. Imagine flexing on your friends while they’re still feeding the ChatGPT beast. Stonks! 📈🚀🔥 And, ohhhh — did I mention they just launched an AI-powered shopping assistant? I can already hear my wallet screaming, “NO CAP, HELP!” 📦💔 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted to beat ChatGPT at its own game. Like, how hard can it be? 🤷‍♂️” Future prediction: 🔮 In 2025, AI chatbots will start charging rent. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! This is fine. 😬💥💰