🚨✨ATTENTION, GALS AND GALS!✨🚨 Have you heard the news? Samsung is BACK at it again with the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Flip 7! 🤯💀 And they’re like, “Why not let you reserve it for FREE??” I mean, who DOESN’T love a good freebie?! Stonks up! 💰📈 Here’s the tea, fam: you can snag a reservation slot and *possibly* score a nifty $50 credit 👀💸 while you daydream about folding phones🤣. What’s next, a world where we fold our pizza? 🍕 Just kidding, that’s an abomination. But wait! Here’s the kicker: you can reserve it WITHOUT even thinking of buying it! This is literally the equivalent of scrolling through all those TikTok ads of things you’ll NEVER buy 🙈. “No cap,” says a Samsung dev. “It’s like putting on a ‘Just Here for the Vibes’ badge.” 🚀🔥 Meanwhile, someone at Samsung HQ is probably just vibing like “This is fine” while they watch everybody’s bank accounts dry up. 😂😂 So, if you’re down to fold your way into free credits like a pro, rush over to reserve NOW! Who knows? Galaxy brain moment incoming—you might just end up with a phone you never wanted! 😱🤖 🔥🔥PREDICTION: In 2024, Samsung will announce the Galaxy Z Fold 8 that doubles as a pizza cutter. You heard it here, folks! 🍕📱💥