🚲💥 *BREAKING NEWS: Electric Bikes Are Taking Over Like Your Mom at Thanksgiving Dinner* 💥🚲 So, you wanna be the Elon Musk of the pedal world but don’t know where to start? 🤔 Well, buckle up, fam, because it’s 2025, and *E-BIKES ARE LIT* 🔥! Whether you love them or you're just using them to flex on your neighbors, these bad boys are about to turn your commuting game into a #ViralMoment! Did you know that electric bikes accounted for *63%* of bicycle sales growth from 2019 to 2023? 🤯 That’s stonks on stonks, my dudes! 💰💰 Meanwhile, the U.S. e-bike market is valued at a jaw-dropping $1.98 BILLION in 2022! 🤯💸 That’s like, enough cash to buy a small island (or one very overhyped crypto). But let's keep it 💯—the electric bike game has evolved faster than my last relationship. “Honestly, I just bought one to cope with my midlife crisis,” said a *definitely real* developer named Dave. “And it’s so sick, I might as well throw out my car!” 🚗💨 So, are you ready to join the ranks of E-Bike elites? 🚀 Remember: avoid those cringe models or you’ll be seething with regret when your friends pull up on their futuristic ride. *Hot Take Alert*: By 2030, every human will be required to own an electric bike, or risk being forced to walk everywhere like it’s 1820. 👀 #FutureIsNow