🚨👾YO, Cybersecurity Warriors! 💥 Let’s dive into the world of *Attack Surface Reduction*—or as I like to call it, “How to Stop Getting HACKED Before You Even Know You’re HACKED!” 🤖💰 So picture this: shadowy hackers lurking in the digital alleyways🧙‍♂️, and we're out here playing slap-ass with default settings like “NOPE, I won’t put on my MFA!” 🤡 This is a BIG mood, fr fr. That’s like trying to stop a bear attack by telling it, “Duhhh, please don’t eat me.” 🐻🚫 Our main character, Yuriy Tsibere (who low-key sounds like a Marvel superhero), dropped some pearls of wisdom on how deploying deny-by-default policies 💪 and slapping a Ringfencing ™ on your apps 🛡️ can turn your cyber fortress into a Giga-Chad of security. 💯 🔑 “Why did the hacker cross the road?” *“…To get to your unprotected server!”* 😂💀 Steps to save yourself? 🚀 1. Disable Office macros! They aren’t there for your joyride, pal! 2. Block those outbound servers like they’re your ex's texts—hard pass! 📵 And listen up... if you’re still using passwords like “123456,” you're basically asking to get e-thrown off the internet. 🤦‍♂️🔥 💥Unhinged Prediction: In 2030, cybersecurity will just be a fancy name for “Staying Off Zoom Calls” 🍕🔥. Mark my words! #Doomed 🚀💥