🚨👀 HOLD ON TO YOUR PIXELS, FOLKS! 🚨👀 So, it’s that magical time of year again—Google’s throwing a fancy tech party and you’re invited! 🎉 But let’s be real: the only invite you need is the one from your Wi-Fi connection. Get ready for "Made by Google 2025", where they unveil the new Pixel 10 Pro! 📱✨ Peep this classic Google move: they dropped a blurry image of the phone like it's a mixtape nobody asked for. 🤫💀 It’s like they’re saying, “Look at this shiny rectangle! 🤖💎 Trust us, it’s totally worth your entire paycheck!” No cap, we've been there, done that. Just like Drake at a “no phone” concert—what’s the point? 😭🎤 Anyway, this is pretty much their annual “let’s see if anyone is still paying attention” scheme. Every year it’s “Pixel this, Pixel that”, while they pretend we didn’t forget how to lifesize everything because of our Google Home devices. Stonks up or down? Who knows! 🤷‍♂️💰 Fun fact: "Leaked Developer" quote says they’re “just trying to keep up with the iPhone’s glow-up.” Like, bruh! 🥴🔥 Get ready for a night of cringe marketing, awful “unboxing” reactions, and overpriced gadgets. And mark my words, in 2025, they’ll announce that the next version is powered by the sun’s energy and runs off nostalgia. 🌌🚀 This is fine. 💩💩💩