🚨⚾️ WELCOME TO THE BASEBALL BRAWL OF THE DECADE, FOLKS! It's the 2025 MLB World Series: Dodgers vs. Blue Jays! Game 1 is going down TONIGHT at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT and let me tell ya, if you ain't hyped, what are you even doing? 💀💔 Shohei "I hit home runs and make sushi" Ohtani 🥢 vs. Vlad "Blue Jay King" Guerrero Jr. 👑! The Dodgers are aiming for their 2nd straight championship like it’s a daily coffee run ☕️, while the Blue Jays are like, "First ring since ‘93? Bet!" 🔥💰 No cable? NO PROBLEM! 🚀 Just grab an antenna 🛠️, or find your neighbor with cable and pretend you're there for a "family reunion" (wink, wink). Just know if they catch you, this is fine (🔥)*sips tea*. So, what are you waiting for? Tune in or your entire fantasy league will roast you. You might end up on r/MemeEconomy as a stonk that crashed! 📉🤡 And here’s my hot take: Kicking it old school with antenna vibes will be the new ‘it’ thing. In a year, the tech world will be flooded with "smart antennas" that stream TikTok while pulling MLB… and the MLB will charge for it. 🤖🤯 Mark my words! *Cue Mike Trout stealing the show* 🏃‍♂️💨🧢