🚨🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: If Your Summer Plans Don’t Involve Sweatin’ Like a Sinner in Church, You’re Doomed! 💦🌞 So you wanna exercise outside this summer, huh? 🌈 Well, buddy, welcome to the HELL-SCAPE called *summer* where the sun is basically a giant *laser beam of doom* and dehydration is your new bestie. 💀🌡️ If you thought “chillin’ outside” wasn’t a trap, think again! Here’s how to dodge that heat stroke like it owes you money 💰😂: 1. Wave goodbye to heat exhaustion with Gatorade and the spirit of *Stonks* — it’s not just for Wall Street bros 😤📈. 2. Hydration? Nah, we’re calling it “Liquid Magic” — just chug like you’re in a TikTok challenge and you’ll be the *coolest* cucumber this side of the Sahara! 🥒✨ 3. Shade, shade, and more shade—think of it as your new BFF. Channel your inner Drake and *point* at the shade like: “Not this! 👈” 🤷‍♂️🔥 4. Dress like you’re about to join a NASA mission—light colors only! Save the dark outfits for your next goth concert. 🖤🚀 LEAKED QUOTE from a *totally credible* source: "I just wear SPF 5000 and drink iced coffee like it's my religion. 🌊☕️🍦" So, suit up, sip that Liquid Magic, and go forth into the wild! But remember, if you see a heat wave coming for you—*seethe and cope* like a champ because you’re ready. 🌟**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2040, outdoor gyms will be replaced with VR headsets that simulate “chilling