🎉🔮🐸✨👀 **How to Make a Viral Video That Slaps Harder Than Your Ex’s Ghosting** 👀✨🐸🔮🎉 🚨 Oh boy, listen up fam! The secret sauce to *going viral* is about as clear as a YouTuber’s skincare routine — and you know that’s as murky as a swamp 🐸💦. Forget the how-to guides from the “experts” who still think TikTok is just for dances! 🚶‍♂️💃 Here's the REAL tea ☕ based on the latest gossip from *Leaked Dev Quotes* 🥴: 💬 🤖 “To go viral, just post your dog reacting to something weird. Bonus points for any questionable filter! 🐕✨” - Your Local Content Guru (probably wearing pajama pants) First off, you gotta decide what "viral" even means. Like, 100k views? Aww, that's cute. Real Gs know you don't even breathe until you hit the 1 million mark, fam! (Cuz “views” are like likes on a Tinder profile: they don’t count unless you’ve maxed out!) 💀🔥 And don’t even get me started on trends! 🤡 One week it’s all about that ASMR pickle crunching and the next it's just people doing the cha-cha with their grandmas on Zoom 🤦‍♂️. Just remember: trend-chasing is the digital equivalent of chasing your crush who’s only there for the free coffee. ☕💔 So grab your phone, throw some random stuff together, and pray to the Algorithm Gods 🙏 for that sweet, sweet virality! 🌌🚀 **Hot Take Alert 🚨**: In 2030, content will only be considered "viral" if you use a time machine to bring back a meme from 2022. Fr fr, brace yourself!