🚨💀 Instagram throwing shade with their new Map feature? More like SnapMap 2.0: The Saga Begins! 🌍✨ It’s like they took a golden retriever and somehow made it MORE chaotic! You thought “who’s in my DMs?” was stressful? Welcome to “who’s got my location?” 🤡💨 Here’s the tea, fam: Instagram is basically asking you to dish out your home address for a chance to peek at your friend’s overpriced avocado toast 🥑🍞. They’re all like, "Hey, wanna stalk your pals?" And the answer is NO CAP, what is this, Facebook's awkward cousin? 🤖💔 😱How to use Insta Map? 🗺️ Just slide into DMs like you're about to drop a *fire* take, then hit that map icon! BAM! But wait, what’s that? A tutorial! 💡 Prepare to cozy up with your deepest fears of oversharing while Insta explains why Loc is its new bestie. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Bruh, we just want to know if Gary’s actually at that party or just posting old pics again.” 😂🔥 But for real, if you’re STILL using Insta Maps to find out which brunch hussies are near you, you might as well start sending out invitations for your own 'convenient' FOMO party soon. 🎉 Stay woke, my friends. Hot take: one day, Instagram will ask you/your mom's heart rate. #TheySeeYouWhenYou’reSleeping 👁️💰💀 Share this before it’s too late! 🚀🔥