🔥🚨 GAMER ALERT! 🚨🔥 Switch 2 is out here like that rare Pokémon you spent years trying to catch—only to find it was just a common Magikarp this whole time. 💯💀 **BREAKING NEWS**: Best Buy is playin’ hide and seek with Switch 2 restocks on July 17—just in time for Donkey Kong Bananza! 🍌🐒 What’s next, a Mario Kart tournament for the last console on the planet? This is fine! 😂 So, what’s the game plan? 🕹️💡 No cap, if you don’t want to end up like that guy who waited in line for 18 hours just to be told “We ran out”—head to your local retailer ASAP! 🏃‍♂️💨 Your best shot? Go classic—like a physical store vibe, not just refreshing your browser until your coffee goes cold. ☕💔 And pro tip: If you can’t get the Switch 2, just vibe with your older consoles while yelling “STONKS!” whenever it goes on stock alert. 💪📈 *Leaked dev quote*: “Man, I just want to make a Mario game where he runs a tech startup. Is that too much to ask?” 🤖💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the Switch 3 will be so advanced it’ll literally play itself while you sit back, collect universal basic income, and argue with your dad about NFTs. Stonks will be your new dad! #Switch3orBust 🚀💰 Stay thirsty, my gamers! 🍻🎮