🎧💩💥 Hey fam, welcome back to another episode of "Tech That's Basically Just Grown-Up Ear Plugs"! Today, we’re diving deep into the dark abyss known as 👉 Cleaning Your Hearing Aids! 👈 You thought your earbuds were nasty? HA! Prepare to unleash the horror! 😱 So, here’s the tea: if you’re rockin’ those hearing aids 24/7 like they’re the latest Supreme drop, they’re gonna end up as filthy as your favorite pair of Crocs—no cap. Y’all ever opened a car door after leaving a greasy burger inside? THAT’S what your hearing aids are becoming after hours of wear. It’s not just gross, it’s a full-on tragedy 🥴. 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, I just slap mine on my dog’s back and call it a day. Works kinda like a Roomba, right?" - Anonymous Developer, probably shooketh. But listen up, before you go full-on savage mode with those cotton swabs, remember: you might just end up with dirtier ears than Timmy after a mud pie contest 😆. 🔥💰 Here's your pro tip: invest in a legit hearing aid cleaning kit! Because, hey, if you can spend $1,000 on a device that lets you hear your grandma cursing you out, you can fork over $30 for some basic hygiene. And here’s my unhinged prediction: In five years, companies will start advertising hearing aids with built-in self-cleaning technology, while we’ll just be watching our bank accounts evaporate like a TikTok trend! 🚀💸🤖💀