🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨🚨 IT’S TIME TO GATHER ‘ROUND, Y’ALL! MARK ZUCKERBERG IS ABOUT TO PUT ON A SHOW THAT MAKES YOUR DAD'S Christmas slideshow look like a Super Bowl halftime show! 🍿🤡💀 This Wednesday night, at an emotionally unstable hour of 8PM ET (because who needs sleep, am I right?), Zuck will be unleashing the latest in Meta's tech wizardry like he’s casting spells in Hogwarts. 🧙‍♂️✨ Rumor has it, he's gonna drop the *“AI glasses”* bomb, and I'm not talking about those awful bifocals Gramps wears. 😵👓💥 But wait! There’s more! According to the latest *totally legit* leaked video (you know, the one your conspiracy-theorist uncle sent you?), Meta is about to bless us with screen-sporting smart glasses. 💸👀🔥 Like if Oakley and Jetson’s kid had a glow-up! But that's not all, folks! Zuck will be expanding on that *meta* nonsense like he's looking for a lifetime supply of cringe. There will be VR shenanigans, Horizon Worlds, and probably another overpriced "innovative" Meta product that nobody asked for. *stares in Drake meme* 😳👎 🗣️ "What’s the worst that could happen?," said a dev at Meta who definitely isn’t crying on the inside. But like, fr fr, if you want to watch this trainwreck, peep it on Meta's website or in Horizon—if your VR headset hasn’t already disintegrated from boredom. 🥴 🔥HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2026, Meta will replace humans entirely with AI creatures that wear smart glasses and only communicate in TikTok dances. If you don’t start practicing your floss now, you’re