🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: BABY-PROOFING 2025* 🚨🚨 Yo fam, if you just popped out a tiny human and your house looks like a war zone of chaos, THIS one's for you! 😂👶💥 Forget about "How to Babyproof Your Home" — we’re about to turn that crib into Fort Knox! 🔒💰 **Step 1: Outlets? Nah, BRAINS!** Cover them all with those cheesy outlet plugs. Or better yet, just hire a security team made up of ex-Navy SEALs. “We take baby safety VERY seriously,” said one developer (probably). ⚡👀 **Step 2: Baby Gates:** If your baby can roll over, your furniture is on a one-way ticket to Mars! 🚀 Use baby gates like they're doorways to Narnia. "The only thing this will block is your sanity," said an anonymous mom who’s had enough. 🤡💀 **Step 3: Cutting Edge Technology:** Install smart cameras that watch Baby's every move like an overbearing mother-in-law. “This is fine,” said a father of three, while a baby dived headfirst into a pile of Legos. 🔥😱 In conclusion: If you ain't stonks-level invested in Babyproofing, you might as well hand your baby a spoon and let them figure out life via sharpened silverware! 🥄🔪 Predictions for 2025: Baby-proofing will be powered by AIs, and they’ll probably teach your kid how to hack your WiFi password while crawling! 🦾🤖👶💸 Go forth and baby-proof like it’s an Olympic sport! 🏅#ChaosParenting