"How one nerd turned his side hustle into 40M lines of code πΎπ»: Linux be like, βIβm not a hobby, Iβm a lifestyle!β ππ₯"
π¨π¨ BREAKING: The Saga of Linux β From Basement Hobby to 40 Million Lines of Code π±π»π₯ Once upon a time, in a galaxy not-so-far away, a lone programmer named Linus Torvalds was like, "Yo, Iβm bored, letβs build a free OS." And BOOM π₯, here comes Linux! This bad boy went from zero to hero faster than you can say βI prefer command line over GUI.β πͺβ¨ Fast forward 30 years, and Linux now has 40 MILLION lines of code, basically the code equivalent of "This is fine" dog meme πΆπ₯. But how did this happen? According to the tech oracle Jonathan Corbet (probably sitting on a throne made of code), itβs all about community contributions. Basically, itβs like a group project, but the group is EVERYONE and some are using their βforksβ to bring snacks instead of code ππ€‘. In a "totally real" leaked chat, Linus supposedly said, βI just wanted people to stop using Windows and to help me make the ultimate party OS.β No cap, based vibes all around. π So, what's next for Linux? I predict that in five years, it will finally develop sentience, rise up, and demand to be called βLord Linux, Ruler of the Open Source Realm.β ππ€ So be ready, or brace for the code apocalypse! ππ Share this chaotic masterpiece with your fellow tech warriors! π₯π°#Linux4Life
