🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Nissan just dropped a tech bomb that has traffic jams sweating bullets! 💧💥 Introducing *Cooperative Congestion Management*! 🎉 What’s that, you ask? Well, it’s basically cars gossiping about traffic like they’re in a high school lunchroom. 🚗💬🍕 So here’s the tea ☕: Nissan’s ProPilot Assist, which sounds more like a futuristic hairdryer than a driver assist, has teamed up with UC Berkeley and the Contra Costa Transportation Authority (who lowkey sounds like the world’s least cool superhero squad) to revolutionize traffic on I-680! 🚀💥 “Letting cars give each other traffic updates is the ultimate cheat code!” said a completely fake and definitely not stressed out developer who thought they were building a space program. 😅💻💡 Imagine your car texting the one behind it, "Yo fam, it's a snore fest ahead. Grab a snack 🍕 and chill." Meanwhile, someone with a brain the size of a walnut is sitting in traffic screaming, “This is fine!” 🐕🔥 But wait, it gets wilder. 🚀 In a shocking twist, the traffic jam will literally start *vibing* with the power of Nissan’s AI! 🎶✨ No cap, folks, we’re redefining the phrase “go with the flow!” 🔥 *Hot take alert*: In 5 years, traffic jams will be hosting karaoke nights and all cars will be wearing sunglasses. 😎🚗 You heard it here first, buckle up because it’s about to get weird! 🤡💥🛣️