🚨 Tech Alert! 🚨 The Clouds of Doom Are Coming! ☁️💀💰 Hey fam, we all know that moving to the cloud is basically the adult version of trading your Tamagotchi for a smartphone. 🐉 But let's be real—if you think securing your cloud workloads is *easy peasy*, I got a bridge to sell you in Ohio. 🌉💸 🎤 *Imaginary Dev Quote*: “We thought giving everyone admin access was a good idea... until Karen printed all the salary info on her coffee mug.” ☕🤑 As your cloud grows, it’s like trying to find Waldo in a 1,000-person rave. You can’t just let anyone waltz in, or you’re gonna have data leaks faster than a TikTok cringe compilation. 🚀📉 Think about it—one slip-up, and BOOM, you’re trending on Twitter for all the wrong reasons. Like a "This is fine" meme but in your boardroom. 🔥🧨 But here’s the real kicker: the bigger your cloud, the thornier the garden of access controls. 🔪😱 You might as well hire a bouncer and a psychic to manage your permissions. So, what's my hot take? In five years, every cloud company will need a "Chief Security Meme Officer." Why? Because when your cloud security looks like Swiss cheese, you best believe the internet will roast you alive! Share if you wanna keep your data alive! 💀🤖🔥 #CloudFails #Stonks