🚨 BREAKING NERD ALERT 🚨: Amazon's latest flex? A toaster on roller skates named Zoox, rolling through Vegas like it's the next episode of Black Mirror 🤖🔥. It’s like if IKEA and a theme park had a fever dream about public transportation! 💀🛴 So, AWS is feeding these boxy breadboxes with the power of the cloud (because what else would they do? Build a shopping cart?💰). "Imagine if your microwave learned to drive," said one imaginary dev, who also might be a toaster himself. "It's definitely not just a gimmick... right?" 😅 #ThisIsFine Folks, they’re selling this as “autonomous robotaxis,” but let’s be honest: they’ll probably get stuck in traffic while your Netflix stream buffers. No cap, get ready for the era of “ambiguous transit” where your car could literally be a loaf of bread! 🍞🚦 Drake’s pointing meme would totally sum up how we feel about the awkward future ahead. But don’t get too comfy, because Zoomers are gonna be too busy turning these beauties into mobile TikTok studios! 📸🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: Within 3 years, Zoox will *definitely* serve avocado toast to your backseat passengers, while you seethe in confusion about why you didn't just walk.🚀