🚨🚨 BREAKING: KINECT JUST KICKFLIPPED OUT OF XBOX FRANCHISE LIKE A CHAD! 🤡💥💀 So let’s rewind to 2010, when Microsoft was like "Yo, this motion-sensing tech is gonna change the gaming world!" 💃🕺 But spoiler alert: It’s 2023, and the only thing the Kinect changed was the game of *who can we target with overpriced ghost-hunting gadgets?* 👻💰 💔 Fast forward 15 years, and the Kinect is that one friend who peaked in high school, now selling haunted dolls on Instagram. 🚀💀 You wanted to swing lightsabers? Nah fam, you gonna use it to throw parties in the afterlife. “Boo!” just got an upgrade! 🎃🔥 💬 Leaked quote from a “developer”: “We had no idea we’d invent the ultimate ghost-hunting tech; we were just trying to avoid paying rent!” 😂 Microsoft thought they were dropping the next big thing, but what they really unleashed was a cringe-fest meme HQ. Drake would be like "Nah" while his brain cell is vibing hard with “Stonks” level ghost-hunting! 📉🤯 Prediction time: In 5 years, you’ll see Kinects being used in the metaverse just to recreate awkward family gatherings. This is all part of Mark Zuckerberg's secret plan for world domination. No cap. 🌌🤖💣 Share if you want to become a ghost-hunting millionaire! 👻💸✌️