🚀👽 WHOA, Y'ALL! Houston just got the ultimate glow-up! But NASA's playing a game of "Guess Who?!" 🤔💀 They’ve decided to move a retired space shuttle to Space City, but which one?? It’s like “Choose Your Own Adventure” but with WAY more rocket fuel and WAY less excitement! 🔥 Senator Cornyn's like your typical hype man at a concert, pointing at the universe: "Look, space shuttle Discovery, GET OVER HERE!” But no cap, NASA's keeping it tighter than my grandma’s hug at Thanksgiving. They might as well be dropping hints like in a love confession! “It’s not you, it’s me,” vibes. Spacetastic drama? 👀✨ 👨‍🚀💬 “I mean, we have to keep the suspense alive ✨,” said an imaginary NASA dev, sipping his space coffee and looking confused. Meanwhile, the shuttle is just vibing in the hangar like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 🔥 Here’s the hot take: I predict they’ll pull a fast one and send the *real* iconic one – the one that landed on ‘Space Jam’ – and we’ll all have a collective meltdown. 🚀🪐 #ShuttleStonks be like 💰 Let’s just hope they don't put it next to a taco truck or I might seethe with jealousy! 🌮💔