🚨🤡 BREAKING: The GOP is getting all up in the crypto scene and it’s giving me major *I can’t believe it’s not butter* vibes! 🧈💀 They’re calling it the GENIUS Act, but let's be real, naming it that is the *literal* equivalent of saying "I got a 90 on my test" when you definitely had the answers texted to you 💯📱. So, while our beloved Republicans are trying to regulate this digital coin circus 🎪🎩, their plan is to casually throw in a couple other crypto bills for good measure. You know, just to keep the vibes at *100* while they pretend to understand what blockchain is. 😅💸👀 Insider sources say one GOP member was overheard saying, “If we can make crypto stable like my WiFi connection, we’re basically tech geniuses.” 🧠💥 Like, bruh, if you think that’s genius, I have a bridge to sell you in the Metaverse. 🌉🤖 So get ready for this watered-down crypto legislature & remember, if they mess this up, it’s gonna be like that dog in the burning house meme.🔥🐶 “This is fine.” Hot take? In 10 years, we’ll be voting with DOGE as our digital currency and the GOP will still be wondering what a "blockchain" is — no cap. 🚀💰 #Stonks #CryptoChaos