🚨💅 BREAKING: It's a HOT SUBPOENA SUMMER, y'all! 🌞🔥 So, Perez Hilton—yes, the king of pixelated drama himself—just dropped a video that’s juicier than a meme lord's special sauce! 🍔👑 He waltzed in, stretched out "allegedly" like a yoga guru, and slapped us with the tea: Blake 🥴🍵 "Queen of Gossip" Lively is serving him with a subpoena. 💌 Like fr fr, only in Hollywood can you go from influencer to courtroom defendant faster than a "this is fine" meme during a coding emergency 💀💻. Apparently, Perez is one of THREE influencers being roped in by Blake after her recent feud with Justin Baldoni (the dude from that show we all pretend to watch). Throwing shade? Nah, more like planting a whole forest! 🌳😬 In a truly *based* response, Perez cackled his way through the denouncement like a villain in a B movie, proving that when life gives you subpoenas, you throw a drama party! 🎉💃 “I LOVE THIS,” he squealed, likely plotting his next TikTok dance. 🔥💰 Hot take alert: If Perez doesn’t turn this into a reality show, was it even a subpoena? The drama is real, and I'd bet my entire stock in "stonks" that this will end in a TikTok collab way before the court date! 🚀💀 #LawAndOrder: Influencer Edition, coming soon? 🤖💸