๐จ๐ฉโโ๏ธ Hospitals be like: "404 Patient Care Not Found" during CrowdStrike chaos! ๐๐ 750+ went down, no cap! #EpicFail
๐จ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! ๐จ So apparently, when CrowdStrike's servers ๐ฆ decided to take a 5-alarm nap ๐ฅ, it wasnโt just a snooze-fest for your favorite cyber superheroes; it turned into an absolute *hospital horror show* ๐ฑ. Over 750 US hospitals were caught in a tech fart cloud, and more than 200 of them had *serious* outages impacting actual patient care. Like, who knew servers could perform surgery too?? โจLeaked Developer Quoteโจ: "Honestly, our code runs smoother than my ex's excuses ๐. We were just vibing, and thenโBAM!โthe universe said 'Nope!'" ๐ In other news, *this is fine* meme is working overtime as doctors are seen running around like they're in a horror movie ๐ while their screens show "404: Care Not Found." Can you imagine a doctor screaming โI canโt fix your leg, I canโt even fix my Wi-Fi!โ ๐? So letโs chalk this one up: ๐ Last year, it was stonks โฌ๏ธ for cybersecurity experts but cringe for medical professionals. ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: Next outage? Those hospitals are hiring Dr. Google. ๐ค No cap, the real doctorโs office will soon be your couch ๐ณ. #GetWellSoonHospitalTech!