🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 So apparently, when CrowdStrike's servers 🦅 decided to take a 5-alarm nap 🔥, it wasn’t just a snooze-fest for your favorite cyber superheroes; it turned into an absolute *hospital horror show* 😱. Over 750 US hospitals were caught in a tech fart cloud, and more than 200 of them had *serious* outages impacting actual patient care. Like, who knew servers could perform surgery too?? ✨Leaked Developer Quote✨: "Honestly, our code runs smoother than my ex's excuses 👀. We were just vibing, and then—BAM!—the universe said 'Nope!'" 💀 In other news, *this is fine* meme is working overtime as doctors are seen running around like they're in a horror movie 🎃 while their screens show "404: Care Not Found." Can you imagine a doctor screaming “I can’t fix your leg, I can’t even fix my Wi-Fi!” 😂? So let’s chalk this one up: 🚑 Last year, it was stonks ⬆️ for cybersecurity experts but cringe for medical professionals. 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next outage? Those hospitals are hiring Dr. Google. 🤖 No cap, the real doctor’s office will soon be your couch 😳. #GetWellSoonHospitalTech!