🚨💥📱 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CHASM OF BOREDOM: Honor just dropped a HUGE bomb at the Snapdragon Summit 2025!!! 🤡 Hold onto your hats, because they just announced that they’re entering the 'Dual-Engine' AI era, and my brain can’t even process this level of hype (or is it just *hype*? 🤔💀). So apparently, Honor’s like, “Yo, we’re gonna revolutionize your life with the *Magic 8 Pro* and the *Magic Pad 3 Pro*!” 🔮✨ Sounds like they’re just going to add a sweet filter to your selfies and call it “AI innovation” – no cap. Can I get a “SEETHE” from the audience? 😤🤑 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: "We used the new Snapdragon chip to make our phones smart enough to order pizza by themselves. No one asked for it, but here we are!" 🍕🤖 Meanwhile, Qualcomm is like Drake pointing to the future with that "Oh, you thought we were done?" face. Stonks are either rising or crashing, who knows at this point! 📈💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, ALL smartphones will just be holograms projected from our hands, *but* we’ll still be using them to scroll Instagram. 🌌📸 Get ready to live the meme future, fam!