🎉🚀🔥 **BREAKING: Honor's definition of "slim" is about to make your waistline feel like a chunky mid-2000s flip phone!** 🔥🚀🎉 🎭 So peep this: Honor just announced the Magic V5 and is like “BRB, we’re about to reclaim the crown as the thinnest foldable phone” 👑✨. But, uh, why does a phone need to be that thin? Are we folding our life problems into it too? 📏🥸 This bad boy is reportedly 8.8mm when folded, aka as thin as my patience during a Zoom call! Thanks, Honor, I didn’t want my phone to actually *exist* in its current form anyway! 💬 Inside sources (a.k.a. my imaginary friend) are saying: “If we keep making phones this thin, we might have to start charging them with *à la carte* options – like ‘dropped it on the floor’ insurance.” 💀💸 🤖 And then there's the inevitable showdown with the *Galaxy Z Flop (or Fold)* 😵💔. My dude Samsung might just be back in the lab, hiding like Draco Malfoy when Harry is around! **Prediction Alert! 🚨:** By 2025, we’ll be getting foldable phones so thin they’ll double as a paper airplane, and you’ll have to catch them when they take off! This is gonna be *epic* and *cringe* at the same time! 🤡✨ #GetReady #FoldingFolly