🚨🔍 BREAKING: HomePod Mini about to go *POOF* like my will to stay awake during boring tech announcements! 😴💨 B&H just dropped the bomb 💣 and labeled it as ‘DISCONTINUED’ 🥴—that’s tech speak for "we're getting ready to throw this thing in a dumpster fire 🔥, but first let’s get some hype going!" Imagine Apple devs in a dark room, plotting like evil geniuses: “Hey, let’s make it better, but also let’s make it look like a fruit cup, but like, a fancy one. 🍊🍎💰” Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here like "Drake pointing" to his Stocks app as HomePod Mini sales hit critical cringe levels. 🤑📈 What’s next? A HomePod that can literally *read your mind*? 🤯 "Siri, I can't find my keys." “This is fine.” 🤖💀 Rumor has it Apple is adding a “flame emoji” feature for when your music is *fire* 🔥, because let’s be real, who doesn’t want their speaker to vibe-check their playlists? 🔮 Prediction: The new HomePod Mini will double as a mood ring and therapist by 2025. 🤡💬💯 No cap, if it doesn't tell me I'm fabulous while playing my bops, I'm throwing it out with the rest of my bad decisions. 💔✌️ Time to hit that refresh button on our hopes and dreams, fam! 🚀