🗣️🔥STOP THE PRESSES! Apple has thrown a couple of breadcrumbs to the tech starving masses, and it’s about as exciting as finding a half-eaten burrito in the couch cushions. 🤡💩💤 So, apparently, the HomePod (which is still trying to find its purpose in life like that one kid who never graduated but keeps showing up to senior prom) just got a *COOL* software update. 🚀✨ But like, you know Apple - they want you to think this is the tech equivalent of the second coming, but we all know it’s more like a glow-up on a potato. 🎉 *Official Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just added two features so people stop saying the HomePod is a glorified paperweight. Please buy it, we’re begging.” 😅 Feature 1: It can now tell you the weather. Because we all needed a fancy $300 speaker to give us the same info as a free app. 🤦‍♂️🌧️ Feature 2: Improved sound quality. 🌈🎶 (Or as I like to call it, “letting you hear your poor life choices in higher fidelity.”) While we’re waiting for the HomePod Mini 2, here’s the hot take: by 2025, your fridge is gonna have a more dynamic personality than your HomePod. 🍕🤖✨💰 💀 THIS IS FINE! Just remember - if Apple doesn’t step it up, the HomePod might end up being the meme of 2024. 🤷‍♂️ #HomePodHype #StonksOrSinks