🌌🔥 Ayo, listen up ya digital fiends!🚀 Time to dive into the ✨HomeKit Twilight Zone✨ – where dreams of a connected home go to die 💤💀. So apparently, some tech bro is out here begging Apple for “advanced features” like they’re at a Michelin-star restaurant – “Uh, can I get some AI mayo on the side?” 🍽️ 🤦‍♂️ 📱🛠️ HomeKit was the GOAT, no cap! But now it’s like that one guy at the party who won't stop talking about their crypto wallet while everyone’s vibing! I mean, where’s the HomeKit 2.0 with more advanced features? Here’s what I wanna see: 1. **HomeKit with AI Psychic Vision** 🔮👀 – "Siri, please tell me if I left the oven on!" Like, come on, my brain is too busy processing TikTok drama. 2. **Mood Lighting that Syncs with My Emotions** 😡➡️😌 – Imagine your lights going red when you're furious and disco when you're vibing. 3. **Smart Fridge that Defriends You** 💔🥺 – “You bought another tub of cookies? Nah fam, we’re done.” 🔥 Here's a leaked convo from the Apple Dev Team: **Dev 1:** “But can it run TikTok?” **Dev 2:** “BRB, just sending this upgrade request to the void.” This is fine. 😂 Here’s the spicy hot take: If Apple doesn't level up, HomeKit will get buried under a pile of Android cookies 🍪. By 2025, they’ll be handing us $1000 smart toaster ovens with the same tried-and-true features. Don't @ me! 😤💸💀✨