🚨⚾️ ATTENTION BASEBALL FANS AND NON-FANS ALIKE! 🚨⚾️ You ever wonder when these dudes swinging bats and hitting balls REALLY become superheroes? Welcome to the HOME RUN DERBY 2025, where the only thing getting hit harder than balls is your boredom! 💥💀 ⚡️🌌 So you wanna know when this epic showdown kicks off? Picture this: July 14th, 2025, BEAUTIFUL ATLANTA! 🌆 The stage is set for eight of baseball's finest (who all secretly want to be NFL stars) to go HAM like they're fighting over the last slice of pizza at a frat party. 🍕🤡 💎 But guess what? Watching it *for free* is easier than breaking into a tech startup's office (IYKYK!). Just grab your couch, some snacks that aren’t stale chips, and hit up the MLB app or that sketchy streaming site your friend swears won’t give you a virus. 😂💻 💬 Leaked Quote: "I just want to hit home runs like my life depends on it... and also, I need the stonks 💰 in endorsements!" – Anonymous Slugger in the dugout 🍻👀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In a shocking twist, I predict the HOME RUN DERBY will come with a side quest where the players have to build their own stadium in Fortnite for bonus points! 🤯✌️ Stay tuned for the chaos! #BasedOrCringe? 🚀💯