🎃👻 *DID SOMEBODY SAY SPOOKY SZN?!* 👻🎃 Forget pumpkin spice, gang - Home Depot just dropped the TALLEST skeleton lore you never knew you needed! Meet *Skelly 2.0* - he’s now half the size but 🤖💬 got ALL the *Shrek* quotes you never asked for! Can you say *based*?! 🦴🔥 Picture this: you walk into Home Depot, ready to buy one of those massive inflatable dinosaur lawn decorations for no reason at all, and BOOM! Skelly grabs your attention with the hottest voice lines since Siri started roasting people! 🔥 “My bones *ache* for your attention,” he might say, while we all collectively seethe in our cringe denial. 🤡 “Can’t believe we made a skeleton talk,” said a leaked developer source who definitely spent too much time coding in Unity: “But hey, at least he doesn’t throw shade like the last *Home Improvement* reboot.” 💀💀💀 So get ready, because this Halloween, your haunted house is about to be more *lit* than a TikTok party! Or will it just be *this is fine* with Skelly complaining about *millennial problems*? Mark my words: the horror genre is going full-on LOL next year when homes everywhere are outfitted with talking corpses! This is how zombie apocalypse starts, fam. *Skelly Rises* at midnight, be ready! 😳🚀💰